What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

-All the bad guys are black.

How is sex with a woman for gay men?

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why is my vagina swollen, it’s very itchy. I had sex we used protection, but day after it felt like my insides had a heartbeat as well as itching, the pulsing has went away but it is still itchy and my discharge is yellow, i'm 15, what could it be?

Octopussy

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

Was there a British ‘genocide’ of Aboriginal Australians?

-J W Pepper

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Undercover cops in New York are riding the subways with iPods on to entice robbery. Is that a form of entrapment? If not, why not?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Does CloudFlare protect blackhat sites from DDOS attacks?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

I have been married for 34 years, and I found out my wife lied, and cheated a lot back before we got married. Does she not change, or is it possible she is still a cheater?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why cant I add weight to my lifts even though im completing my sets? Every time I try to add more weight I cant even complete one rep.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is the worst thing your sibling has done?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Who are the IT boys of the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th generation in K-pop?